farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

 
it finally makes sense

(via suckingpeetasballs)

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

(Source: patrickkingart, via hey-mate-lets-mate)

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

(Source: derekswinslow, via hey-mate-lets-mate)

relahvant:

more like what my Friday night looks like oh wait

relahvant:

more like what my Friday night looks like

oh wait

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via hey-mate-lets-mate)

kissmycatastrophe:

there is no context behind this but we all know and it tastes delicious

kissmycatastrophe:

there is no context behind this but we all know and it tastes delicious

(via hey-mate-lets-mate)

nonicekk:

aypotayla:

 #supernatural karma

because life is fucking hilarious sometimes

I’ll just leave this here and let you think about things.

(via hey-mate-lets-mate)

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

(via human)

dafuqbruv:

Today in maths, someone behind me said “I’m cold.” and my automatic response was to reply “Hi cold, I’m dad.” and in that moment, I realised. That I, a sixteen year old girl, had become a dad.

(via careless--hero)


yup, that’s me!

howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

image

movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

image

(via pizza)

perks-of-being-chinese:

sniffing:

still haven’t fallen for ashley’s trap!

DOWNLOAD THE FUCKING GAME

perks-of-being-chinese:

sniffing:

still haven’t fallen for ashley’s trap!

DOWNLOAD THE FUCKING GAME

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

dollsofbeauty:

frilllyknickers:

freestylemonster:

eyeballfarts:

awww

If you don’t have room for a baby monkey on your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog.

Aaaawwww

Awwwwwe shit

dollsofbeauty:

frilllyknickers:

freestylemonster:

eyeballfarts:

awww

If you don’t have room for a baby monkey on your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog.

Aaaawwww

Awwwwwe shit

(via careless--hero)

let me introduce myself

1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

(Source: novltea, via nighttimemachinery)

(via human)

  • me: *wakes up*
  • me: wheres my phone
  • me: *rips off blankets*
  • me: *hears loud thud*
  • me: there it is