backdoorteenmom:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

(via human)

vergen:

randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: freak-thefreak-out, via human)

urbancatfitters:

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

(Source: urbancatfitters, via epic-humor)

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: baeddelbutch, via pizza)

problematicspice:

profoak:

k999:

shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD

image

(via pizza)

@AnselElgort #TOTEM acoustic cover

(Source: anselgifs, via liamdunbur)

notprocrastinating:

ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

microwaveable bacon is my one true love

(Source: danyes, via nxstalgxa)

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

(Source: willoughbooby, via apocalypsu)

praduhhh:

vintagebiatchh:

I want everyone to reblog this. I know no one will, because this isn’t a picture of a skinny girl or a deep meaningful quote. This is deeper than everything, how can someone ignore what’s happening in Gaza at the moment. This is one example of many innocent lives being threatened for no reason. This breaks my heart.

I hate when people say under pictures no one will REBLOG this because it’s not a skinny girl like we don’t care about anything else. this is an important issue and we have hearts. we don’t only care about skinny fucking girls. we care about the world too.

praduhhh:

vintagebiatchh:

I want everyone to reblog this. I know no one will, because this isn’t a picture of a skinny girl or a deep meaningful quote. This is deeper than everything, how can someone ignore what’s happening in Gaza at the moment. This is one example of many innocent lives being threatened for no reason. This breaks my heart.

I hate when people say under pictures no one will REBLOG this because it’s not a skinny girl like we don’t care about anything else. this is an important issue and we have hearts. we don’t only care about skinny fucking girls. we care about the world too.

(via will-grahamburgers)

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

(via apocalypsu)

baggier:

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL

(via justino16)

Please send me a fruit?

  • Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
  • Cherry - I love you.
  • Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
  • Blueberry - You’re amazing.
  • Kiwi - You’re pretty
  • Rasberry - You’re hot.
  • Plum - I would fuck you.
  • Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
  • Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
  • Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

(Source: cute-story-bro, via careless--hero)